I seem to be permanently bloated. But thankfully no one has ever accused me of being pregnant based on the size or shape of my tummy.
Yet we all know that if you’re a celebrity you just have to overeat by a single mouthful for gossip columnists to start speculating about your due date. I swear if every tabloid front page about Jennifer Aniston being pregnant were true, she could have started her own football team by now. This week, however, it wasn’t gossip mags trying to determine if one Teen Mom OG star is about to have another baby.